Things I Know to Be True

Folks, there are very few things I know to be absolutely true.

Here are some of them.

1. 5 Hour Energy and Hot Chocolate go right through me. Drink it and 8-10 minutes later I've gotta pee
2. Harry Potter brightens even the worst of semesters
3. God answers my prayers
4. Washing dishes by hand is the best therapy
5. Laying on the floor staring at the ceiling fuels the creative genius inside
6. Ditto for long drives
7. My left ring finger will never, ever be truly straight again
8. Elf is a classic Christmas movie

There are probably more things that I know to be absolutely, irrefutably true. But for now. There are my top 8.